Tourism in this town
is a myth
spun by the town council
to make its populace
feel important and interesting
enough to visit.
The “mudding” events the old resident said
bring in a lot of people
I’m sure they do -
rednecks who like to see
mud splattered onto the blouses
of their fat girlfriends and wives
a pick-up truck variation
on a wet tee-shirt contest
only dirtier.
At night they liquor dream
of sow women
wrestling each others clothes off
in rope-a-dope styes
as they toss pork rinds.
and erotically kiss the ‘nigger hanging tree’
on 4th street and Vine.
Check the tires
on your house, lady
I think you’ve got a flat
unbalancing your beta-wave incites.
A citizen.
is a myth
spun by the town council
to make its populace
feel important and interesting
enough to visit.
The “mudding” events the old resident said
bring in a lot of people
I’m sure they do -
rednecks who like to see
mud splattered onto the blouses
of their fat girlfriends and wives
a pick-up truck variation
on a wet tee-shirt contest
only dirtier.
At night they liquor dream
of sow women
wrestling each others clothes off
in rope-a-dope styes
as they toss pork rinds.
and erotically kiss the ‘nigger hanging tree’
on 4th street and Vine.
Check the tires
on your house, lady
I think you’ve got a flat
unbalancing your beta-wave incites.
A citizen.
